Babylon Bee Contributor, gets. the hot seat,
(https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1754677/open_sms) Chris Cowan was born and raised in the socialist utopia of California, Chris was once so progressive that Tumblr named two new genders after him, until he discovered his forbidden love for plastic straws and baby seal leather. He perpetuates the patriarchy by raising three masculine boys with his…


















